There once was a priest, a minister, and a rabbi fishing in a boat
together.
One day, the priest said, "I'm thirsty," and stepped out of the boat. He then walked on water and took a drink from a booth on the beach.
The next day, the minister said, "I'm thirsty," and stepped out of the boat. He then walked on water and also took a drink from a booth on the beach.
On the third day, the rabbi said, "I'm thirsty". But as soon as he stepped out of the boat, he drowned.
The minister looked at the priest and said, "Think we shoulda told him where the rocks were?"
One day, the priest said, "I'm thirsty," and stepped out of the boat. He then walked on water and took a drink from a booth on the beach.
The next day, the minister said, "I'm thirsty," and stepped out of the boat. He then walked on water and also took a drink from a booth on the beach.
On the third day, the rabbi said, "I'm thirsty". But as soon as he stepped out of the boat, he drowned.
The minister looked at the priest and said, "Think we shoulda told him where the rocks were?"
The Pastor's Wife
On Christmas
afternoon, the Pastor's wife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy! Am I
ever tried." Her husband (the
Pastor) looked over at her & said, "I had to conduct two special
services last night, three today, & give a total of five sermons. Why are
you so tired?" "Dearest,"
she replied, "I had to listen to all of them."
The Wise Woman’s Stone
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so without hesitation. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But a few days later he came back to return the stone to the wise woman.
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungry traveler saw the precious stone and asked the woman to give it to him. She did so without hesitation. The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune. He knew the stone was worth enough to give him security for a lifetime. But a few days later he came back to return the stone to the wise woman.
“I’ve been thinking,” he said, “I know how valuable the
stone is, but I give it back in the hope that you can give me something even
more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me
something more precious. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to
give me the stone
.
Author Unknown
Author Unknown
..............Much Love
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