It is kinda
strange,......... I can't believe that the first words out of my
mouth was a lie!! Let me begin again. Growing older is one
of the most mind boggling experience that I have ever known so far.
If anything is coming to top this one I will be sure to let y'all
know about it. I guess that it is different for us all. I would
imagine how fit that you stay, and how many teeth that a person has
left can affect your aging process.
Do you realize the
number of your real teeth in your head can change the quality of your
life. I just recently got the rest of mine pulled out. I had done
severe damage to my nerves inside of my mouth from a drunk driving
accident when I was twenty-four. They would look fine then suddenly
they would simply shatter. They were rotting from the inside out.
After trying to keep a grip on them for 25 years I finally gave up
the battle.
Not having a full
set of teeth can do damage in a variety of ways. Depending on how
many that you have missing, and what you really feel about that
person that you are thinking about smiling at, it can be devastating.
The more teeth that you lose over time can make you learn new ways
of eating. There is not much more embarrassing than spitting food all
over the person that you are trying to impress, simply trying to
share some decent conversation. You need to be careful how you plan
to shower your mate with love!!
Before long you
start telling your dates that you really love pasta dishes. Ain't
nothing any better than a good ole home cooked casserole dish made
from scratch. Yeah!! That's right!! You become very grateful
for Stouffers meals. All you have to do is put it inside your
casserole dish, and in an hour. You can take a well deserved bow for
being the chef that you really are.
Teeth can cause
more to happen than just spitting food on your best girl. If you
swallow more whole food, than you actually chew up can cause several
different kinds of problems. You will not only learn a new
vocabulary, but you will know what these words mean. I guarantee you
that nobody will be impressed by your new language. The sad part is
not even the personal Doctor that you are making rich will care.
You can try to
impress by saying such things as trapped wind. Hum..... Trapped
Wind. You can nearly bet if there is a kids in the mix that they will
ask the question that others are avoiding. “What is trapped wind
Uncle Cleadus?” Then all the teenage kids burst out in laughter!!
Can you see why that you new words should be very limited in their
usage?
For those that are
wondering , “ Well, just what is trapped wind, now that everybody
else in the room has got a good laugh on!!” Trapped wind
is just exactly what it sounds like it is. It is air trapped air
inside of your body between your mouth, and the other outlet located
in the extreme southern hemisphere of your sitting place. It can get
painful at times depending on the location that it is trapped in, and
it does have a tendency to move where ever it want to except one.
That one place it seldom moves is out!!
I reckon that more
than the fact that it gets painful is the cold, hard, true fact that
it can at times cause pain in an entirely different way. That will be
sheer embarrassment!! Once you know what it sounds like you can have
endless fun doing old people impersonations!! Yes,.............. Boys
and Girls,.............For only 19.95,..............You can be the
life of the next party that you attend!!
Seriously, it
roars with a force, and rumbles like thunder. There is no controlling
the noise. It is the type of noise that controls you. There is no
warning before it erupts. It has a mind of it's own. It is almost,
and very well may be, demon powered!!
You might as well
go ahead and laugh, poke fun, and turn your tickle box over while you
are young. There will be a day. God Lord willin', and the creek don't
rise, that you will not find it to be as funny as you do now!!
…...........Much Love
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