There
is enough happening in my current world that I really can't stand to
focus on the Mayan calendar. Nor, even the lack of it!!
It seems that in the place that I stay the staff is on a mind
losing mission!!
It
all started Sunday night, and it started with random drug test. Now I
really have a hard time understanding how a drug test can be random.
Especially, when everyone on my floor had the pleasure of taking
one!! I will never have to worry about failing one, because I would
just leave before I do. The result is still the same. Back during my
younger days I would have flirted with fate. Simply hoping that I
could squeeze one past.
Something
just didn't seem right about this entire mess!!
Believe you me,.... I choose that word, Mess, very
wisely. Nothing else seems to fit it more appropriately. The first
thing that seemed a little off kilter was the fact the they wanted to
do us all at the same time. The second thing is that the staff
administering these drug test used no professionalism. It was almost
like a game to see how many that they could find guilty!!
Then
the lunatic R.A. That came in later on to finish all those who came
in late. He was yelling, and shouting orders like a maniac.
Unfortunately, it didn't end Sunday night. They had one guy pack his
stuff up, and leave Monday afternoon. Almost18 hours after his
test was taken!!
Well,...........I
had assumed that the worst had passed, and everything would be cool
until the next misadventure. Then it happened as I was walking out
the door this morning.......There was a question with the drug test
that I had taken Sunday night.......Er,.......Oh,..........Ok?
Wow!!
Now I have passed a drug test every week since May 2011.
You can say that I have had experience in taking these test, and I
am aware of how they should go. Even more than that,...........I
have prior experience in administering these test.
This
was so wrong on many different levels. The test are meant to show if
you have certain chemicals in your urine, and within five minutes or
less. They are not meant to be held on to in hope that they might
turn positive, because there is a good chance that it will!!
OK,.......Getting
back to my story.....I was ask if I was talked to about my drug test
that I had taken Sunday night. I replied no.
Then I ask the fatal question, “Is there something
wrong with it?” The man in charge flipped my test taped to a
piece of paper that I had signed. The only reason that I would have
signed that paper was if it had of been clean.
Then
the most stupid statement came out of the man's mouth. You can see a
faint line!! Bingo!! That qualifies for a clean drug
test!! No line is the incriminating factor of guilt.
He ask if I would have a problem submitting to another test?
Of course I simply smiled, and said that I will submit to as many,
and as often as you would like for me to take. Now, ….This guy was
apparently having a brief blonde moment, because he is usually on
point, and I have a lot of respect for him.
I
know that this guy figured that he had got me on this new test. The
reason being that this sickness is in the process of coming out from
my body. I am sweating profusely. Even much more when put on the
spot. My urine is almost rust colored from all the poison that is
leaving my body. Every bit of evidence says that I am guilty of a
dirty test except,...............Except the proof was in the rusty
puddin'!!
I
need to tell you one last thing as I was leaving. The man that was
giving my test said that I had passed it I didn't realize that he
only done a nicotine test, and not a drug test. I passed him in the
hall on the way down, and he told me that I had passed the first
part, now all I had to do was pass a more detailed test. Now,......I
learned a long time ago a true statement....Just because I might be
paranoid, doesn't mean that they might not be out to get me!!
Why
can folks just admit their failures? I would have had far
more respect for those that do.
…...............Much Love
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